Dobri vici...

tele o blondincu so pa res

Tale je pa svetovni:

 

Gleda moz po trgovini  zimske gume in izbira.
Pravi zena: "Kaj bos z zimskimi gumami, ce nimas  avta"
Moz: "Jaz tud teb nic ne ocitam, ko modrce  kupujes!"    

 

 

Mujotu na avtobusu uide krepak prdec. Obrne se, da bi
se opravicil, za sabo zagleda crnca in sokiran pravi

"Joj, se opravicujem, se nikdar se ni  vzgalo !"

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Janez se v bolnici zbudi iz kome. Zdravnik mu pravi
"Zastrupili ste  se z alkoholom !". Janez
"In so ze   ugotovili, kdo mi je dal strup v snops ?"

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Policaj sredi noci zaustavi pijanca, ki opleta po
plocniku. "Kam pa  greste ob tej nočni uri ?". Pijanec
: "Na predavanje.". "Aja ? Kdo pa ob taki uri predava?
"Moja  zena."

Ally, a veš da sem opazla, da dobiva enake vice na mail na isti dan. A imava mogoče isti vir?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ally

This took place on a BA (British Airways)flight between Johannesburg
and
London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black
man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next
to a

black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant
group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight
are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the
Economy
class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no
seat

in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the
first
class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not
usual
for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the
first
class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it
would be

scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."

She turned to the black man, and said,
"Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand
luggage, a
seat awaits you in first class."

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had
just

witnessed stood up and applauded.

This is a true story.

Jenny tole smo pa že nekje imele pred kratkim..če me spomin ne vara

ups...a prov pod temo je odprto????