Dobri vici...

ena vegeterijanska:



zakaj vegeterijanke ne stokajo med sexom????

zato ker jih je sram priznat, da tako majhen kos mesa, povzroča tak užitek!

George Bush s Theme Song



Don t know much about history.

Don t know
much foreign policy.

I don t know the names of men I grill,

Or
implications of the seats I fill.

But I do know who has paid my way.

For
corporate interests and the NRA

what a wonderful world this will be.

Don t
know much about ecology.

Cutting trees has always worked for me.

And I
don t know about the women s vote,

And I can t think of any bill I
wrote.

But there s one thing that I know for sure,

If the rich stay rich
and the poor stay poor

What a wonderful world this will be.

I never
claimed to be an A student,

but I don t have to be.

If you have deep
pockets

and sell nuclear rockets,

You re a friend of my family.

Don t
know much about air pollution.

Don t know much about the
Constitution.

Don t care much for solar energy.

There s nothing in it for
my friends and me.

And if we can t find any on our soil

We can go to war
and get more oil

What a wonderful world this will be.

Don t know much
about the driving rules.

Don t know much about the public schools.

Don t
know why the inner cities fail,

Why can t folks get dad to pay for
Yale?

And if the issues causing you to lose,

Are never covered in the
evening news,

what a wonderful world this will be.

I never claimed to be
an A student,

but I don t have to be.

If you have a brother

who s the
Florida Governor,

the result s no mystery.

Don t know much about
history.

Don t know much foreign policy.

Don t know bout paying off a
debt.

I never had to pay one off yet.

But I do know who has paid my
way.

For special interests in the USA.

What a wonderful world this will
be.

Niso ravno vici...so pa vseeno hecni te mladički ki o zaspali..

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