Objavljeno: 20. dec 2004 19:04
Dvojna merila !!
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- Nega obraza &
telesaZadnje novice
Najbolj brano
- Make up &
ličenje - Moda &
stilZadnje novice
Najbolj brano
- Rekreacija &
hujšanjeZadnje novice
Najbolj brano
- Zdravje &
odnosi - Nosečnost &
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Objavljeno: 20. dec 2004 19:45
VžIGALICE
Možakar na cesti ustavi mimoidočega.
"Prosim, ali imate vžigalice?"
"Nimam, imam pa vžigalnik."
"Hvala, tako redkih zob pa še nimam."
KRATICE
Rjavolaska, črnolaska in blondinka so se usedle na vrtu restavracije in naročile:
"Jaz želim S in W!" je rekla rjavolaska.
"Kaj pa je to?" se je začudil natakar.
"Soda in whiskey!"
"Meni pa prinesite G in T!" je rekla črnolasa.
"Kaj pa je to?" je spet vprašal natakar.
"Gin in tonic!" je odgovorila črnolasa.
"Jaz bom pa 15!" se je oglasila blondinka.
"Kaj pa je to?" je debelo pogledal natakar.
"7 in 7!"
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Objavljeno: 20. dec 2004 21:04
Samostan zgori.Vse nune gredo pred nebeška vrata.Sveti Peter jih vpraša če so že kdaj ...khm(saj veste)
. Pa reče prva:Jaz sem se ga samo dotaknila.V redu umij si prst v blagoslovljeni vodi.Druga:Jaz sem ga v rokah držala. Dobro si umij roke v blagoslovljeni vodi...
Nato se sliši iz ozadja: Svet Peter a lahka jest prej vodo grgram preden bo sestra Lojzka rit noč pomočila....
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Objavljeno: 20. dec 2004 21:07
:Vojna. Vojaki stradajo, umirajo od lakote - razmere so neznosne... Pa pride en vojak do kolega s skledo špagetov. Kolega vojak, na smrt lačen, hlastno: ej stari a daš men mal , umiram... Dober prijatlelj mu odstopi celo porcijo, češ da je on sit, ko je skleda prazna, pa mu prišepne: ti, a veš od kod tile "špageti"... prehle smo enga odprl pa sem mu čreva ven pobral... (!!!) Kolega z gnusom izkozla vse, kar je pojedel ---- ta drug pa naloži nazaj v skledo in reče: hvala ker si mi pogrel... (pa dober tek )
Lp, Barbara
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Objavljeno: 21. dec 2004 8:57
Ni vic, toda vredno branja ...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Sydney University. It was in the local newspaper.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone s chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I m outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride s and best man s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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Objavljeno: 22. dec 2004 10:53
Dokazano je da zenske zivijo pet let dlje kot moski.
Edina logicna razlaga je da jim bog kompenzira cas ki ga porabijo za
parkiranje!!!
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Objavljeno: 22. dec 2004 12:32
Ušla učiteljica u razred i kaže: "Neka ustane onaj tko misli da je glup."
Svi se začu
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Objavljeno: 22. dec 2004 23:46
Inca, kaj pa tvoja nunska! Komaj sem čakala, da jo povem komu naprej, pa sem si zaenkrat upala samo možu.
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