I like crni humor
(čeprav mi en ni bil všeč preveč)
Simona,ti si pa res prava vicoteka
Navdusen poklice podjetje in naroci petdnevni program "Izgubi 10 kg!" Kot pri prvem programu, naslednji dan zaslisi trkanje na vratih in ko jih odpre, se pred njim bohota najlepsa zenska, na sebi pa ima le tekaske copate in napis "Ce me ulovis sem tvoja!" Moski oddirja za njo. Ker je dekle v odlicni formi, potrebuje kar nekaj casa, da jo ulovi, a je seks z njo vreden vseh naporov. V naslednjih stirih dneh se rutina ponovi in moski veselo ugotovi, da je shujsal za 10 kg. Odloci se, da bo tokrat sel do konca in naroci se 7- dnevni program "Izgubi 20 kg!"
Uf..20 kg v enem tednu =))))))))upam da tega še niste brale
The Manager
Y.M.C.A Hotel
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida U.S.A
Roma, 27 jan., 1997
Dear signore Direttore
Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treatea at your hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to Ft. Lauderdale and stay as a-younga good man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no sh*i in my bed how can I sleep with no sh*i in my bed? So I calla down receptione and tella:
upam da tega še niste brale
The Manager
Y.M.C.A Hotel
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida U.S.A
Roma, 27 jan., 1997
Dear signore Direttore
Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treatea at your hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to Ft. Lauderdale and stay as a-younga good man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no sh*i in my bed how can I sleep with no sh*i in my bed? So I calla down receptione and tella:
