ojoj....žalostno...
simona, kje si pa tole zbirko staknila? 
Dobila po mailu, jih imam se par na zalogi....
How business is done
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates s daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case..."
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