vic:
Se srečata dva psihijatra. In prvi reče kolegu:
Ej, ti si dobr, mi poveš kako sm pa jst?
Lili, pa se dajmo še malo pri vicih o tebi? Kje si hodila toliko časa???
Če imate težave z računalnikom, najprej preverite seznam posredovanih težav. ; ) Šele potem kličite administratorja. 
))
Helpdesk Classics from Heidi....
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Helpdesk: Click on the my computer icon on to the left of thescreen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can t print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don t start getting technical on me!
I m not Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can t print. Every
time I try it says Can t find printer . I ve even lifted
the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can t find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Helpdesk: What s on your monitor now ma am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can t get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is
there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there s another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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A customer couldn t get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I m writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
