Tale je v angleščini, ker bi se s prevajanjem izgubil čar nekaterih dovtipov ;)
10 Husbands and still a virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I m still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you ve been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,but he said he d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I ve married you, I m really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You re a lawyer. This time I know I m gonna get screwed!"
Tista Rdeca kapica je full dobra
Pravkar dobila po mailu Upam, da boste razumeli:
Mjenjam cimera koji ne puši
za cimericu koja puši!!!
Ostavite pušenje,
štetno je za koljena! DOKTOR
Bushu, žgečkaš li ti išta
osim nas??? NARODE
CRNKA, VISOKA, PRELIJEPA, ZANOSNIH OBLINA, SITUIRANA, prodaje
motokultivator 150 ccm.
Moj nije velik, al je zato mekan ko duša!
Njutn laže!
Lake padaju brže!
žIVOT! Bolest koja se prenosi sexom.
Vuče, zeznio si se u jednom slovu!
Trebalo je da me pojedeš.
Trudna Crvenkapa.
Ti si moje blago,
najra
Nea bote verjeli, kaj se mi je zgodlo, tak nas v ponedeljek eni kolega za
rojstni dan pelje na kosilo, pa ne
kar nekam ampak smo kar v eno fino kitajsko restavracijo zavili pa tam sn jedo
neko Ching Chang ali Gang
Bang ali nea vem kak se
