HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I d rather have the money.
HE: I m a photographer. I ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I m a plastic surgeon. I ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I m having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I ve already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That s why I don t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I d probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I ll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
Kakšne so kaj vaše izkušnje? Kaj je bil vaš "največji biser", s katerim ste postregle kdaj kakšnemu (vsiljivemu) dečku?
In kakšen je bil največji "biser" s katerim vam je kdaj kakšen tip pristopil?
Eni so prav kruti.
