A poem for us....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don t go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty s a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I m wrong.
I don t drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don t have a problem,
admitting I m lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I m usually late.
I don t watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don t need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won t lose my hair,
I don t get jock itch
And just cause I m assertive,
Don t call me a bitch.
Don t say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my d ear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry s best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it, you DICK!?!
Now,
you must forward this
to at least 4 FEMALES
or you will have a
HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.
Not that I believe the above,
I just think you should forward this to at least 4 women so they
can laugh too!!!!!! :)
WE RULE!
dobra je 
